The Smartest Cheerleader Ever

I overheard the funniest conversation between Kaya and her dad the other day. She said she was going to travel north-south (as in northeast or southwest, only in an impossible-to-travel direction). He asked her how she planned to go in two opposing directions at once, and she said "Watch me."


She placed her hands on the floor, did a hop, and slid her legs (in opposing directions) downward and outward into perfect cheerleader "splits" formation. She had bested us once again as her two feet travelled in opposite directions at once (presumably north and south).